#incorrect ikerev

[ikemen-trifecta]

Words to Live By

Meanwhile, Jonah hasn't been paying attention to anything Seth has said and is just jealous of how much time he gets to spend with Luka. –Edi

[incorrect-ikemen]

Edgar: Jonah isn't answering his phone.

Lancelot: I'll call.

Kyle: Edgar and I have both tried six times, what makes you thi-

Jonah: [over the phone] Hello?

[tartagilicious]

Literally anyone over 5’10: H-

Oliver: oh? you gonna say something? tree ass bitch? i am groot looking headass? i’ll break your fucking kneecaps bitch. i’ll fucking get you.

[edgarbright]

Everyone that has known Edgar for years: Watch out for Edgar because he's surely up to no good.

Alice, who has known Edgar for almost two (2) days: Edgar has done nothing wrong, ever, in his entire life!

Edgar:

Everyone:

Edgar: I've only had Alice for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[belovedofthekingofhearts]

MC : Well fuck

Edgar : *we’ll

[qshara]

Me: Which route should I choose? I already played them all

My brain: Uuuhhh. Do you know which route we haven't played yet?

Me: Which one?

My brain: Therapy

[ikemen-lover-story]

If the leon,napoleon,ray,and nobunaga meet+their Mc

Leon:.....

Emma:*holding back her laugh*

Napoleon:the actual heck?

Mitsuki:pfft

Ray: am i seeing this?

Alice:*waving at mai*

Nobunaga: this is weird

Mai:*waving back to alice*

A few minuets after that

Leon:*sparring with all 3 of them* this is much better sparring in a open space with strangers

Napoleon: hah! I could say that the only one i can spar with is only Jean

Ray: wait your sparring with a WOMEN!?

Nobunaga:my my is she a beauty?

Napoleon: THE FUCK

With The MC'S

Alice: they are screaming at each other.. should we stop them?

Mai:nah let them i want to see who wins

Mitsuki: so emma how many despresed emo hoes have you been therapshited?

Emma:13 hoes and all of then are very traumatized

[ikemen-roses]

Dalim, negotiating with the Red Army: We have The Queen of Hearts. Give us ten thousand lin and he will be returned to you unharmed.

Jonah: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand lin?

Dalim:

Jonah, with a pissy expression on his face: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-

Luka, who unwillingly came to save him as well: STOP YOU IDIOT

[queen-dahlia]

Alice: "You're petty."

Jonah: "You mispronounced pretty but okay."

[unknwnrm]

Kyle: Why is there alcohol on your shelf Alice? I'm disappointed in you.

Kyle: Didn't I teach you enough places where Jonah wouldn't find it?

[ikemen-trifecta]

The Best One-Liner

I don't have a note of substance for this one. I just think it's amusing. –Edi

[incorrect-ikemen]

Ray: So we've gotten to the point in quarantine where my partner comes home and says, "Darling"-

Ray: [points to a creepy statue on the table] -"I brought home a potentially *cursed item*"!

Fenrir: The keyword is "potentially"!

Ray: The keyword is "cursed"!

[tartagilicious]

Edgar: it’s called platonic bdsm :)

Kyle: fuck off stop punching me

[friedbroth]

Edgar: When i die someday. At my funeral. Can i ask Jonah for a favor to please walk up to the casket and take the bouquet💐.

Kyle: What? Why?

Edgar: And tHroW that b¡Tch into the audience.

Zero: Yeah, but why?

Edgar: I wanna see who's next.

Jonah: hold on-

[worlds-smallestviolin]

Two types of siblings

Vincent: Brother, am I ugly?

Theo: Nonsense, I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the world.

Jonah: Brother, am I ugly?

Luka: Very much.

[thatsnotrightfandomeddition]

Sirius: You're all being incredibly well behaved tonight.

Ray:

Luka:

Fenrir:

Seth:

Sirius:

Sirius: What did you do?